Stories

In “The Minnow Files” we learn the ultimate fate of a “three hour tour” that wound up on an “uncharted desert isle”-----in Area 51!

Is science nothing more than blind faith?  Religion under another name?

Do we really know anything, anyway?  Read “The Darkness at the Center of Everything” and find out!

One of the greatest minds of the twentieth century propounded a paradox that neglected to take into account the possibility of the supernatural.  That’s been fixed in “Turing’s Graveyard.”

Guy walks into a bar.  “Like Leonardo’s Notebooks.”

Ever wonder what happened to the characters in “Casablanca” after Rick and Louis walked off into the Moroccan night?  Why, they settled in Battista’s Cuba----where they met an old comrade from the Spanish Civil War in “The Thing That Mattered.”

Though I thought “Changeling” was a family legend, it turns out to have been a product of my own imagination.  Uh-oh.

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Rants

Undeterred by his death forty years before the series premier, Raymond Chandler contributed to “The Sopranos”.

Am I alone in fearing Ikea?

A man, a keg, a bottle rocket.  Oh God.

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Media

In the wake of Columbine I fabricated a boyhood memory that appeared on Connecticut Public Radio.  Do I really sound like David Sedaris?  Click play and you be the judge!